Poll results: My fate after three months in Prague

Looks like our readers have a measure of respect for my knowledge of '80s music, but not necessarily for the way I move to it:

Response	No.
Become "Assistant Director of Curriculum/'80s Music" for my school	5
Banned from nightclub for horrific dancing	5
Receive lifetime free pass in nightclub for fantastic dancing	3
Married after using "I was Deer goalkeeper of the year" as a pickup line	2
Bludgeoned to death by English after 1,473rd Robert Green joke	2
Deported for letting Baldy run rampant in St. Vitus	1

As for Robert Green, if I have the opportunity to make a joke about him, I can't let it slip through my fingers.